Aries: …I need to do something. *grabs crowbar*
Taurus: Not possible…is it possible? Oh. My. God. WHY.
Gemini: Now I don’t have to feel guilty! Honey! I have something to tell you.
Cancer: AFTER EVERYTHING I’VE SACRIFICED, IT WASN’T ENOUGH??!!
Leo: HOW HE COULD THIS TO ME? *grabs frying…
"Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you’d think all women do is clean and bleed."
gayest sport on earth
somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.
why is he putting his hand in his pants
That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
they oil each other up
im crying here
This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.
I can’t eat normally.
I’m either fasting or binging.
There’s no in between.
Why I want to be thin
-To be looked at as fragile,small,cute
-To wear cute clothes that I can’t now
-for people to think I’m pretty
-never be called fat or pudgy again
-show of my belly
-have people lift me up
-wear cool cosplays
-feel pretty for once
Nope,but the results of them sure can make you miserable.