Polka Dots Tumblr Themes
Zodiac Wife: Your husband is cheating on you!

the-superstitious:

Aries: …I need to do something. *grabs crowbar*

Taurus: Not possible…is it possible? Oh. My. God. WHY.

Gemini: Now I don’t have to feel guilty! Honey! I have something to tell you.

Cancer: AFTER EVERYTHING I’VE SACRIFICED, IT WASN’T ENOUGH??!!

Leo: HOW HE COULD THIS TO ME? *grabs frying…

"Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you’d think all women do is clean and bleed."

- Gillian Flynn - Gone Girl (via thekneegrope)

jpsycho:

approachingnormal:

hannibalthecanibal:

vachelsstrife:

wibbly-wobbly-timeywimeystuff:

gallifrey-feels:

the-timelord-girl-who-hunts:

iseewhatyoudidier:

fiftyshadesoffandoms:

akiglancy:

gayest sport on earth

somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

WHAT

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

why is he putting his hand in his pants

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

image

guys

they oil each other up 

im crying here 

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

rotting-in-the-morgue:

I can’t eat normally.
I’m either fasting or binging.
There’s no in between.

Why I want to be thin

psychedelic-wonderland-babe:

-To be looked at as fragile,small,cute
-To wear cute clothes that I can’t now
-for people to think I’m pretty
-never be called fat or pudgy again
-show of my belly
-have people lift me up
-wear cool cosplays
-feel pretty for once

delilah-demonika:

Nope,but the results of them sure can make you miserable.

delilah-demonika:

Nope,but the results of them sure can make you miserable.